These are not Democrats or Republicans, despite the blue and red. The only primary they’re competing in is “Wear a primary color that’s not yellow.” But yeah, they get it. It’s a comedy competition, and it brings out the best in these public servant candidates.

The vetting begins Saturday at 7:30 PM at Zach North with moderator Ref Dav. Captains Mike T & Shawn D wrangle their down-ballot teams of Les & Megan and Chrysteena & Tyler for a Super Saturday rally. If voter turnout is high, the winners will serve their one-week term with proportional humility and equanimity, with just a hint of gloating.

Broadcast live with announcements by Kasey, illuminated by tech aide Michael, and ushered by booth volunteers Isabel & Deborah.

Tickets available to this match here.